In what many are calling a modern-day miracle, websites devoted to Michael-mania are reporting that a large number of his avid fans received a text message from the Gloved One at the instant that his soul departed this mortal realm.
The message consisted of a single word: "Love."
While skeptics were quick to cry "Hoax," true believers beg to differ. All of the posts occurred at exactly the same time, not over an extended period, as is usually the case in typical viral spam attacks. Furthermore, according to authorities, they originated from an I.P. address that does not even exist.
What cannot be denied is that M.J.'s death has had a profound effect on the world, as different races, different colors, different creeds all marched arm-in-arm, marking the passing of the legendary icon. Church attendance over the weekend was up dramatically, with many services filled to capacity for the first time in recent memory.
Also, police departments reported a sharp drop in 911 calls, as incidents of violence, homicide, and domestic abuse experienced a significant reduction while the world's attention was focused like a laser beam on the greatest entertainer to ever grace the planet.
Michael Jackson, the author of "We Are The World," the musical genius who wanted nothing more than for everyone to live in harmony, has finally attained the peace he was never able to find in life.
The undisputed king of pop, who brought so much pleasure to countless billions, has now joined the Heavenly choir. He was last seen moon-walking through the Pearly Gates, on his way to his eternal reward.
Rest In Peace, Michael. You will be sadly missed.
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